Monday, April 28, 2014

MIA...But For A Good Reason!

I don't know if anyone's noticed or not, but I've been neglecting my blog for the past few weeks. I love blogging...but most of my time has been going to finishing Sam's Story: The Life and Times of a Tiny Bird with a Huge Personality. I've also been developing a rather unusual promotional campaign for it.


I detest pushy sales tactics, so I've never employed them myself. And while the practical part of my brain knows that we indie authors have to sell ourselves, I'm turned off by authors telling everyone how wonderful their books are. (It's one thing to have others saying all those great things, but if we're doing it ourselves, it sounds like a big ol' ego trip.)

So that left me with a question: how do I sell this book without sounding like I'm just full of BS?

What's worked so far has been what I call the Anti-Marketing method. I get involved. I go to the websites and Facebook pages of TV shows and movies I've seen and give my big mouth a free rein. I go to TV news pages and comment on stories that make me want to throttle somebody. Usually, I generate enough attention to make people curious. I don't often mention that I'm an author. It's not necessary, and would probably backfire anyway.

But for Sam's Story, I wanted to do something different. The idea that came to me is one that, to my knowledge, hasn't been done before...but should work very well for this kind of book. We'll see. When the first "ads" start to appear here and on Facebook in the next couple of weeks, let me know what you think!

I celebrated an anniversary over the weekend, too--On April 26th, 1985, I sold my first novel--Alexander's Empire, which Berkley later retitled Dance of the Gods (and I retitled Alexander's Empire for the ebook edition). That was a real high for me--not only did I sell my first novel, every writer's dream, but it sold for a lot more than I ever expected to get for my first book--and of the twelve publishers my agent sent it to, eight made offers. See why I never forget that anniversary?

PS -- Check out William's latest installment in the adventures of Mountie Lars Ulrich, as well as photoblogs from William, Bob and Grace.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Snippet Sunday: To Pay Or Not To Pay....

Today's Snippet is from my Toni Collins romance, Immoral Support, originally published by Silhouette, soon to be available in ebook format. This is the story of ex-spouses and reporters for rival newspapers, Kathleen Wilder and Mel Riggs, both of whom have contracts to write books about the same local news story....

 
"What would you do if I were kidnapped?" she wanted to know.

"Sit back and wait."

She sat up and looked at him. "What?"

"I'd wait to see how much they'd pay me to take you back."

"You louse!" She hit him with a pillow.

He laughed. "They wouldn't keep you twenty-four hours. You're too much trouble."

Thursday, April 17, 2014

"They're Creepy and They're Kooky...."

Yep, that's the first line of the Addams Family theme.  And it fits my blog topic for today.

Those of you who have followed my blog for a while know that I've written about my less-than-wonderful neighbors before, so this post won't come as a surprise to you. I've dealt with unruly kids, parents who think their children should be allowed to do as they please, a nitwit who claimed to be doing a survey (the most bizarre survey I ever heard--so naturally, when he asked to come in, the answer was a resounding no), a guy who demanded I stop feeding the birds on my patio because his dogs were eating the seed--he refused to keep the dogs away from the patio, and a property employee who is so dumb, she doesn't seem to know when she's being rude and inappropriate.

 
Now, we have a sourpuss of an old woman whose patio looks like the entrance to a secondhand store (actually, it matches the one directly across from hers). For some reason, she brings her dog over to our place to do its business instead of using the designated area, which is equipped with a bag dispenser and bin for disposing of dog poop. I've never seen her pick up anything her dog does.

This morning, she and the dog were so close to our front door, she had to move aside so Collin could leave for work. (She moved, all right--over to the bedroom window.)  Her life must be awfully dull if she's hanging around here!

 
I know there are some good, decent, sane people living here...I just haven't met many of them!

We have chairs and a small table on our patio. We haven't used them since we've lived here. I can't imagine finding anything resembling relaxation on a warm spring or summer evening, the way I used to years ago, with a platoon of screaming kids practically running over us and the old gal and her dog in our faces. Nope--the only thing those chairs are doing now is collecting the leaves and trash the wind blows our way. Maintenance cleared that out yesterday, thankfully. I wonder how much in the way of dog crap they hauled away?


Sunday, April 6, 2014

Snippet Sunday: No Room at the Inn?

This week's Snippet is from my Toni Collins romantic comedy, Ms. Maxwell and Son (soon to be an ebook). It's the story of divorced mother-to-be Katie Maxwell, a cartoonist, her scruffy musician neighbor, Jack Spangler, and his toilet-flushing cockatoo, Sam. In this scene, Katie and Jack have just met. She's in labor and needs a ride to the hospital in a snowstorm....




Katie nodded. "Right. After all, Mary and Joseph did make it to Bethlehem on a burro," she reminded herself aloud.

"A donkey," Jack corrected, opening the door for her.

She slid inside, then looked up at him. "What?"

"A donkey. They used a donkey," he told her, tossing her overnight case into the back seat.

She shrugged. "An ass is an ass," she said.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Movie Review: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

There's a saying...disasters come in threes. I used to scoff at that one. Until last night. Collin and I experienced our own little disaster trifecta. We've both been anxiously awaiting this movie--so much so that we bought our tickets online, in advance. As I wrote in a previous post, we'd purchased them for the earliest showing on Thursday evening, since Collin was off on Wednesdays and Thursdays. Then his days off were changed to Mondays and Tuesdays. He did manage to get Thursday off. Disaster averted. 


Yesterday, storms hit our area--all day long. I was starting to think we should go see Noah, to get some instruction on ark-building. We had an early dinner at TGI Fridays near Ronnies 20 Cine and went to the theater at 4:00, even though the movie was scheduled for 8:00. Lines tend to form early for Marvel movies, and we wanted to be as close to the front of the line as possible to get good seats.

We were the only ones in line.

The long lines came later, for the 11:30 showing. Those who did attend the 8:00 showing arrived much closer to that start time. While waiting, we discovered that an error had been made in the online ticket sale and our tickets were for the 3D showing. I hate 3D. Since I only have sight in one eye, 3D doesn't work for me. I get 2.5D...and a headache. 

Fortunately, theater management was happy to switch us to the 2D showing. Second disaster averted.


Finally, the movie started. And stopped abruptly fifteen minutes later. We were informed that a tornado was confirmed on the ground nearby and the movie would resume once the all-clear was given. It's a good thing the theater has a phones-off policy during movies. I can imagine what a theater full of phones issuing emergency alerts would have sounded like.

Finally, the movie resumed. Third disaster averted.

Was the movie worth all the trouble? Absolutely. It's a darker film than I normally prefer, certainly darker than Captain America: The First Avenger, and it's more political thriller than superhero action movie. But it's still a Marvel movie. The characterization is impressive and the humor is still there. The relationship between Steve Rogers/Captain America (Chris Evans) and Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) has grown in the two years since they first worked together as part of SHIELD's Avengers Initiative. They're comfortable with each other, evidenced in the film's opening, when Romanoff finds Rogers and new friend Sam Wilson/Falcon (Anthony Mackie) on a Washington DC street and asks how to get to the Smithsonian. "I'm picking up a fossil," she says, a reference to Rogers' age (95, as he was born in 1918!).

 
At first, Rogers is finding it difficult to trust SHIELD director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson). Fury raised suspicions in The Avengers when Rogers, Tony Stark/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) and Bruce Banner/Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) discovered Fury had neglected to tell them SHIELD was developing weapons of mass destruction. Now, Rogers finds that Romanoff has been ordered by Fury to take data from the hard drive aboard a ship on which SHIELD hostages were held. He confronts Fury...but soon finds Fury himself is targeted by other SHIELD operatives and is on the run.


As Rogers, Romanoff and Wilson search for the truth, they find SHIELD has been taken over by an organization Rogers believed he'd neutralized back in 1944. A member of the World Council (Robert Redford)...a corrupt politician (Garry Shandling)...SHIELD operatives...their tentacles of power are everywhere. The trio no longer knows who can and can't be trusted. "How do we tell the good guys from the bad guys?" Wilson asks.

"If they're shooting at us, they're bad," Rogers tells him.

Then he discovers it's really not that simple.

The enemy has a secret weapon. "He's called the Winter Soldier," Romanoff tells him, recalling her own encounter with the super-assassin, years ago, and the scars it left on her. He's a super soldier like Rogers, with a metal arm designed to do serious damage. The difference? When he's not needed, he's kept in cryostasis. No real life, nothing beyond carrying out the orders of his masters.



Rogers faces off with the Winter Soldier...and discovers the assassin is his best friend, James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes (Sebastian Stan), the man Rogers has considered a brother since their youth in Brooklyn.  Rogers recalls Barnes' role in the Howling Commandos, heroes of World War II, and his tragic fall into a ravine from a moving train while they were attempting to capture Dr. Arnim Zola (Toby Jones), a scientist working with Hydra, a Nazi-offshoot. He's stunned that Barnes is alive--but doesn't remember him or anything of his past life.

Will the conspiracy be exposed before it's too late? Will Barnes regain his memory before he and Rogers find themselves in a fight to the death? Will Stan Lee make his usual cameo appearance?  My recommendation: see the movie and find out! And be sure you check out the great review of this film by my partner in crime and Marvel expert, William, at his blog!