His supporters are selling T-shirts and hoodies:
Trump, predictably, put up a fight. He resorted to the usual barrage of name-calling. Godzilla responded by having Trump for a snack. Indigestion soon followed. Unfortunately, there are no barf bags big enough for Godzilla. Ever seen a vomit tsunami? It's disgusting.
Over at the DNC, Hillary Clinton also objected. "I'm going to get the lion's share of the superdelegates anyway! The party promised me I'd be the next President! Why should I have to put up with this Johnny-Come-Lately beast?"
Godzilla responded by roasting her with his nuclear breath. He wasn't about to make the same mistake he made when he ate Trump. There isn't enough Pepto-Bismol on the planet to take care of that bellyache!
Later this week, Godzilla will introduce his running mate, another familiar face....
Be sure to vote. They know where you live!