Sunday, March 13, 2016

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!

I know, I usually only post on Fridays, but I have big news from the 2016 Presidential race! A new candidate has declared his intentions, and he's a big name. In fact, he's big everywhere....

His supporters are selling T-shirts and hoodies:





Donald Trump, of course, has voiced loud objections to Godzilla's candidacy, as he is not an American citizen. Godzilla's campaign manager was quick to point out that Godzilla can be a citizen "anywhere he wants."

Trump, predictably, put up a fight. He resorted to the usual barrage of name-calling. Godzilla responded by having Trump for a snack. Indigestion soon followed. Unfortunately, there are no barf bags big enough for Godzilla. Ever seen a vomit tsunami? It's disgusting.

Over at the DNC, Hillary Clinton also objected. "I'm going to get the lion's share of the superdelegates anyway! The party promised me I'd be the next President! Why should I have to put up with this Johnny-Come-Lately beast?"

Godzilla responded by roasting her with his nuclear breath. He wasn't about to make the same mistake he made when he ate Trump. There isn't enough Pepto-Bismol on the planet to take care of that bellyache!

Later this week, Godzilla will introduce his running mate, another familiar face....

   
Be sure to vote. They know where you live!

13 comments:

  1. Godzilla and Grumpy Cat would be an electoral ticket well worth voting for!

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    1. I agree! With Godzilla in charge, we wouldn't even need a defense budget. Godzilla could take out any enemy troops!

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  2. Well Norma..... I thought you pledge your vote to Me and thehamish.
    But with Godzilla and the lesser Grumpy Cat even I will vote for them.
    Godzilla is my hero so it will be an honor to vote for him.

    cheers, parsnip

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    1. I knew you'd want to elect Godzilla President, Gayle!

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  3. I don't know. Godzilla's kind of scary. Grumpy Cat I can vote for though!

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  4. Get out and vote Tuesday! Godzilla or Grumpy, whoever you want to vote for, just vote!

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    1. We did. Collin had to go to the doctor, so we left early and vote right after the polls opened. Not that it did any good.

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  5. I can only imagine what it's like over there Norma, every news bulletin here all we see is Trumpish goings on, it does seem absolutely outrageous that he seems to be gaining momentum.

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    1. The campaigns are the gifts that keep on giving...to late-night comedians!

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  6. I can only imagine what it's like over there Norma, every news bulletin here all we see is Trumpish goings on, it does seem absolutely outrageous that he seems to be gaining momentum.

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