Friday, July 29, 2016

Welcome to the 2016 Jackass Convention (What? That's a DONKEY?)




The DNC and the RNC each have something very important in common with the WWE. Really. The Democrats had a scripted outcome to make their previously selected nominee the official candidate, and the Republicans had a Royal Rumble with a cartoonish heel emerging as the winner. 

No wonder pro wrestling is so popular. 


Last night, the DNC convention ended with (big surprise--not!) Hillary Clinton as their candidate. She made a rousing acceptance speech and attempted to show her followers the "real" Hillary....


While Bernie Sanders' disappointed supporters made their feelings known....

 
Clinton's victory, as with just about everything else in her long political career, was tainted--this time by Wikileaks' revelation of hacked emails and voicemail that proved the DNC had conspired to undermine Sanders' bid for the nomination. What is it with Hillary Clinton and emails, anyway?

 
I'm looking forward to the Vice Presidential debate. Kaine vs. Pence. In WWE fashion, it could be a pay-per-view event. Call it The Battle of the Bland--let's see who can put an entire nation to sleep first!

Of course, the Enemy was never far from their minds.... 



Who'd have thought? Now we know what that awful comb-over is for....



20 comments:

  1. I love the comparison to pro wrestling. It is spot-on! Thanks for a laugh. I needed it!

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    1. Politics and wrestling really are more alike than they should be!

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  2. Maleficent is appropriate!

    I love the Omen parody, but Damian's not nearly as obnoxious as Herr TrumpenCombover!

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    1. I warned Collin when he did it that Damien might come looking for him!

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    1. Put those two against a beige wall and they'll blend in!

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  4. Hilarious but collectively speaking, we don't have any better ideas. Lol

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    1. Sad, isn't it? This is the best we can do as candidates?

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  6. Just awful that a women like her will is the first women to lead a party ticket. billary Benghazi, e-mail money bags clinton. She is just bill in a pants suit with no messing about with interns but they both have their hands out to anyone who will pay them. If she gets elected it will be the selling of the White House.

    I do like the Pro Wrestling part, if only.
    Terrific post as always. How you and Collin can come up with such clever post amazes me.

    cheers, parsnip and thehamish

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    1. also did you notice no American Flag at the DNC.

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    2. I did notice the absence of flags. And if one more Democrat tells us we have to put aside our religious beliefs, I think I might go ballistic on their sorry backsides!

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  7. In truth, I'd rather have the two vice president nominees be the ones running for President.

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  8. Politics and wrestling are certainly similar. Unfortunately, politics no longer entertain me!

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    1. It does get old after a while. Though Trump has proven to be the gift that keeps on giving for the late night shows....

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  9. I bet you'll all be glad when it's over Norma, let's hope for the best result!

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    1. I will be so glad when this freak show is over!

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  10. I'm so not impressed by any of this that I'm now ignoring this circus.

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    1. I can't believe Trump actually doesn't understand why we can't use our nukes!

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